February 2011
15 posts
January 2011
12 posts
Prove me wrong
Complaining about Netflix is the new complaining about Blockbuster is the new complaining about movie ticket prices is the new complaining about blockbusters is the new complaining about sequels is the new lonely, hate-filled autoerotic asphyxiation.
Just kick the chair out.
I look forward to your letters.
Love and Venom Drugs
A quick summary, according to a look at my Twitter feed, of the responses to the news that Anne Hathaway and Tom Hardy have been cast in The Dark Knight Rises as Selina Kyle and Bane, respectively:
Women: “Anne Hathaway is a terrible choice, she’s not sexy enough to be Catwoman. Tom Hardy is sexy, so I approve!”
Men: “Anne Hathaway is talented and sexy, so she’ll...
My Terrible, Terrible Friends, Vol 4 - On Storage...
During an IM conversation about the size of one of my friend’s IKEA shelving units:
J: well the shelf is 6” by 6” and I am not, so… is it weird that now i’m looking at it and wondering “imagine if someone WAS 6” by 6”.”
Me: Those people exist.
J: wow, they would hold a LOT of books!
Things I Say, Volume 1 - Prison Thinking
A text message conversation on the first day of classes:
Me: Today is your first day of school, right? I hope it’s been awesome!
K: It was pretty chill. Just orientation. Tomorrow, I learn stuffs. Thanks bud!
Me: Just remember: first day of classes, walk in and punch the biggest, most important person you can find. Let them know who’s boss.
K: There are only 2 people in my...
